Here's a quickie: Which three words make the world go round?
I love you?
Nah, that's passé.
Main Hoon Na is the 'in' thing.
And what does the creator of this immensely catchy title feel?
"What can I say except it's damn cute of the finance minister to say it," says Abbas Tyrewala who also wrote the dialogues and screenplay for Farah Khan's directorial debut.
There is no story behind how the title was born, he insists.
How did the title come about?
"The character of Shah Rukh [Khan] is very solid. He is always there for everybody. Main hoon na became like his takhia kalam [oft-repeated phrase]," explains Tyrewala.
"It's wonderful that the line has caught on so well," he adds.
Tyrewala is currently working on John Matthew Mathan's (Sarfarosh) new film, tentatively titled Jeevanansh (Part of life) featuring Vivek Oberoi and Shahid Kapur.
Photograph: Jewella C Miranda
FM says Main Hoon Na. Farah's amused!