Instant Messenger is…
a) India's fastest courier service.
b) Certainly not the Indian Postal Service.
c) Chat tools, of which you have four varieties on your desktop.

When your mother asks you to buy a loaf of bread, do you...
a) Run down to your neighbourhood grocer.
b) Buy a pack of butter, instead.
c) Log on to an online grocer and order the stuff to be home-delivered.

If your parents decide to be away for the weekend, you...
a) Invite your friends over for a party.
b) Do your homework, the dishes, wash your clothes, watch TV… and, generally, spend your time productively.
c) Are thrilled that you will have all the time in the world to surf the Internet.

When you fail to meet targets, your boss...
a) Transfers you.
b) Promotes you.
c) Cuts off your Net access.

Sex is…
a) A three-letter word.
b) What you do in the privacy of your bedroom.
c) What you do in front of a computer.

Do you sleep well?
a) I thought this was a Net addiction test? Of course I do.
b) A valium helps.
c) That's the time I surf. The Internet connection is cheaper and mom is sleeping.

Do you spend more time online than offline?
a) What do you think I am? A millionaire?
b) Of course not.
c) Sure I do, but that’s because it’s my work and life, not because I like it.

When you get bad grades in studies, do your parents say...
a) You'll do better next time.
b) No more TV for you.
c) We told you not to surf so much.