First Look: Kuch Koffee Hota Hai

Welcome back, gang.

As Karan Johar [ Images ] prepares to return to the talkshow circuit -- and you, dear readers, continue to debate his ideal guest list -- everyone's waiting for Sunday, when K-Jo welcomes his Kuch Kuch Hota Hai [ Images ] guests.

Kajol [ Images ], Rani Mukerji [ Images ] and Karan's best friend, Shah Rukh Khan [ Images ] are his guests for Episode 1, and along with this exclusive photograph, here are some snippets of what the friendly foursome had to say:

Karan: Other heroes have affairs. But you are only linked with men, not women.

SRK [ Images ]: I truly am the last action hero!

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Karan: (To Rani) If SRK, Kajol and you were on a plane which was about to crash and there were only two parachutes on board, which you had control over, what would you do?

Kajol: Dude, I'm family!

Rani: I would probably stay behind and give them the two parachutes because, really, people want to see them together!

Kajol: Stop! Please Stop!

Shahrukh [ Images ]: Tum dono mujhse chipak jaana, teeno neeche aa jayenge! Kya hai problem yaar! Main hoon na [ Images ]!

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Karan: If you woke up one day and discovered you have turned into Rakhi Sawant [ Images ], what would you do?

Rani: I'd get a sex-change operation.

Kajol: I'd go back to sleep.

Karan: If you woke up one day and discovered that you've turned into Aamir, what would you do?

SRK: I'd tell the world that Shah Rukh is the better actor.

Koffee with Karan begins Sunday, February 11, 9 pm on Star World and Star One.