Are you ready for a few good laughs at yet another installment of English bloopers? Today, we'll be looking at how apostrophes often result in grammatical catastrophes!
When it comes to written English, apostrophes are commonly used, but often misunderstood. The apostrophe looks like an elevated comma, and can be found directly to the left of the 'Enter' key on your computer keyboard.
Even in informal writing and friendly emails, it's important to use apostrophes properly. Out of place punctuation makes your written work seem sloppy and unprofessional.
Get Ahead reader Praveen Madhukar Naik, a 26-year-old software engineer, often comes across these annoying mistakes at work, and even when reading the newspaper! He's provided some helpful points to remember about apostrophes:
Apostrophes are used:
1. To indicate a missing letter or letters:
CORRECT: I can't go to school.
Which is the same as: I cannot go to school.
CORRECT: I don't smoke.
Which is the same as: I do not smoke.
CORRECT: It's so cold in here.
Which is the same as: It is so cold in here.
2. To indicate a noun's possession:
WRONG: The cars windshield was broken.
CORRECT: The car's windshield was broken.
WRONG: A dogs tail cannot be straightened.
CORRECT: A dog's tail cannot be straightened.
WRONG: Shreyas's collection of stamps is awesome.
CORRECT: Shreyas' collection of stamps is awesome.
3. When the noun is a plural, or ends with the letter 's', the apostrophe comes after the word:
WRONG: The two students's belonging were confiscated.
CORRECT: The two students' belongings were confiscated.
WRONG: The Mehta's house is across the street.
CORRECT: The Mehtas' house is across the street.
Apostrophes must never be used:
1.To indicate plural.
WRONG: The girl's were late.
CORRECT: The girls were late
WRONG: There were no chair's in the room.
CORRECT: There were no chairs in the room.
2. To indicate a pronoun's possession.
WRONG: This land is our's.
CORRECT: This land is ours.
WRONG: This dog is her's.
CORRECT: This dog is hers.
WRONG: Is this your's?
CORRECT: Is this yours?
WRONG: The company maintains it's standards. [This is a very common mistake!]
CORRECT: The company maintains its standards.
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